I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
