Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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