idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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