youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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