***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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