In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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