my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
