I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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