She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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