I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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