I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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