She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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