What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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