fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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