So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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