So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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