i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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