he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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