the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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