White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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