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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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