Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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