Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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