But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My bed smells like the plague
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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