I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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