youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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