No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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