Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
dude. I can hear the air.
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