Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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