I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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