I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Randomize