Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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