i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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