I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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