Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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