he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
