I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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