My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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