Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
They should really pass out barf bags in church
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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