can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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