Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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