Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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