I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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