Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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