im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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