If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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