it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize