I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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