she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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