I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my poor anus
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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