If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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