i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We have started to decorate penises.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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