How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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