it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Do plants get herpes?
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