yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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